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When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.

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Paul Merton
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: July 9
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Writer
London
England
Paul James Martin
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