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Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way.

Paul Merton

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Paul Merton
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: July 9
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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London
England
Paul James Martin
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