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It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a performer actually does make sense, because in a way, when you're young and shy, making people laugh is a good way to make friends. It's an instant connection.
Paul Merton
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Paul Merton
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: July 9
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Paul James Martin
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