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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Paul Lynde

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Paul Lynde
Age: 55 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 13
Died: 1982
Died: January 10
Character Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Mount Vernon
Ohio
Paul Edward Lynde
Probably
Become
Alcoholic
Alcoholics
Celebrity
Hadn
Comedy

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