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I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that.

Patton Oswalt

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Patton Oswalt
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 27
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