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Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.

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Patton Oswalt
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 27
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