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Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

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Patrick Rothfuss
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: June 6
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Madison
Wisconsin
Patrick James Rothfuss
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Words have to find a man's mind before they can touch his heart, and some men's minds are woefully small targets.
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Secrets of the heart. We swallow hard against them every day, forcing them deep inside us. There they sit, growing heavier, festering. Given enough time, they cannot help but crush the heart that holds them.
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He had a bright, reckless tenor that was always wandering off, looking for notes in the wrong places.
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I'm pretty good at putting up drywall and I'm an excellent kisser. That's pretty much all of my skills right there.
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If there is one thing I will not abide it is the folly of a willful pride.
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But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. This is rare and pure and perfect.
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