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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray
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Patrick Murray
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 17
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Film Actor
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Miami
Florida
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Internet
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Replacing
Masturbation
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