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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Patrick Murray

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Patrick Murray
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 17
Actor
Film Actor
Television Actor
Miami
Florida
Internet
Trouble
Replacing
Masturbation
Leisure
Computer
Activity

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