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There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Patrick Carman

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Patrick Carman
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: February 27
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Salem
Oregon
Something
Potty
Darn
Librarian
Mouth
Mouths
Funny

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