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Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

Patricia Briggs

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Patricia Briggs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 28
Novelist
Writer
Butte
Montana
Sincerely
Seat
Deserves
Seats
Pants
Deserve
Peanut
Peanuts
Butter

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