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Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.

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Patricia Briggs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 28
Novelist
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Butte
Montana
Lick
Darling
Guests
Manners

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Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team.
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It was complicated. I understood it, mostly, but I had to think a little sideways to do it.
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But that was the trouble with ancient artifacts - no one really knew what they did.
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Don't make light of any man's pain.
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Take a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me.
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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
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Women are the bloodthirsty sex, said Ric sadly. We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, Kill it. Squish it.
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I don't get mad, I get even.
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She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
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Paranoia: the gift of the survivor and the burden of the overtired, stressed, and terrified.
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Let's save tomorrow's troubles for tomorrow.
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It is hard to accept being different, hard to have people avoid looking at you, and still believe in yourself.
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