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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Sex
Taught
Born
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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
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On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
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It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really it's sort of a brisk walk.
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If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
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