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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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