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If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
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South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Angeles
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Human
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Iowa

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