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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really it's sort of a brisk walk.

Pat Paulsen

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
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Patrick Layton Paulsen
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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
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They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
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