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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
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Moose
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Spots
Necessity
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Walking

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