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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

Pat Paulsen

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Tired
Sick
Saucy
Talk
Nuances
Enjoy
Nuance
Something
Apart
People
Pick
Picks
Wine

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