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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

Pat Paulsen

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Knew
Bags
Fall
Falls
Good
Weren
Things
Supposed
Wine
Paper
Hold
Learned

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