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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
Pat Paulsen
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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Always
Ahead
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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
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The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.
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Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.
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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really it's sort of a brisk walk.
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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
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We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
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People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
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Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
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