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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Always
Ahead
Lies
Lying
Future

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Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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