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We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Riot
Delighted
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Fear
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
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People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really it's sort of a brisk walk.
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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.
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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
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On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
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They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!
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