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We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
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People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
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I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
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On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
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Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
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If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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