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It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
Shaking
Babies
Kissing
Tough
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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