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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

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Pat Paulsen
Age: 69 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 6
Died: 1997
Died: April 24
Actor
Comedian
South Bend
Washington
Patrick Layton Paulsen
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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
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Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
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Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.
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The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
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People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
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Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
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Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.
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It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
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Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
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