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One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.

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Pat Condell
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 23
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