Everyone goes every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes, they do but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm not into those shows like hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons! I'm not one of those guys: I gotta get home, man, Family Guy's on! I gotta race to my TV before I miss the episode of Family Guy! I'm not one of those guys.

I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

Nowadays there are so many stars on television.There are all these generic stars now.There's Dave Caruso...Dave Caruso's kind of fun: I know he killed your family...but he won't do it again. He says the stupidest sh*t. I know he shot your children, but he won't do it any more. There isn't really a recognisable personality out there.