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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse
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P. G. Wodehouse
Age: 93 †
Born: 1881
Born: January 1
Died: 1975
Died: January 1
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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse
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I love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.
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Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.
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