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As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

P. G. Wodehouse

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P. G. Wodehouse
Age: 93 †
Born: 1881
Born: January 1
Died: 1975
Died: January 1
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As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.
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[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments.
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I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves.
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