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In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.
P. G. Wodehouse
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P. G. Wodehouse
Age: 93 †
Born: 1881
Born: January 1
Died: 1975
Died: January 1
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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse
Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse
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That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
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Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.
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