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If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'

Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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My idea of what God should be is a good guy. I don't think there's any good in killing people in the name of your God.
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll, to me, means freedom.
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I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?
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Black illusion is all I ever see.
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My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy be­ing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.
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If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.
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Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know? Just believe in the spirit that is within you.
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
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I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.
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I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, Don't you do that, when I used to do it myself.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.
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I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.
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Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.
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