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I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
Composer
Musician
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Singer-Songwriter
Vocalist
Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
Ozzy
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Dyslexia
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Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.
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Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?
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I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?
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I feel joy when I do a great show. I get fun out of making other people happy. I'm a terminal people-pleaser. I suppose that's why I'm a frontman.
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I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.
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To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
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Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death.
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Tony Iommi - the undisputed king of demonic heavy rock riffs. In this area, no one had never surpassed him.
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I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down.
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Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.
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The birth of a doubt that was once your belief is drowning in the tears that you cry.
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When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.
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When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.
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I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.
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Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.
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Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.
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There is something f-king unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting 'Ozzy!' I would pay to see them.
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It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, Hallelujah! I thought I'd found the meaning of life!
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