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I'm a nice guy, you know. It's hard work to be an asshole.

Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
Composer
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Vocalist
Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.
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Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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Nobody tells me f-k all!
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You can't kill Rock 'n' Roll. It's here to stay
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Condemned to violence, arrested by pain. Inside the soul lies a man insane.
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They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don’t teach you a thing about death. There’s no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.
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Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.
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Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.
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All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.
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My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'
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There are no unlockable doors.
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A Christian man is a man who is within himself, who puts out good vibes.
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There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins.
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I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60.
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International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.
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What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.
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Tell me where do I belong in a sick society?
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I'll always be an outrageous character.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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