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I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
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Birmingham
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John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
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There are no unlockable doors.
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Black illusion is all I ever see.
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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.
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One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.
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I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored a glass full of Chablis Chablis 1932. I drank whatever s - - was in front of me and got me buzzed.
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How can you go on stage and shout 'Yeah! Rock'n'roll forever!' and then go to bed at 10 o'clock with a nightcap on, a candle in your hand and a Bible under your arm?
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Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.
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Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death.
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A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind.
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When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.
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Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.
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There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins.
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It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.
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I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
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Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.
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I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.
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My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'
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The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.
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