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Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
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Birmingham
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John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
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I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.
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I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.
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The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
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