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Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
Composer
Musician
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Singer-Songwriter
Vocalist
Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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