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I live in a 9 million dollar turd.

Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
Composer
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Vocalist
Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
Ozzy
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