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Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
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I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle.
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People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?
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To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
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Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.
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They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don’t teach you a thing about death. There’s no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.
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Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?
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I've got many, many demons that affect me on many, many levels.
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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I listen to some of the lyrics I used to write and I say, Where was my head at when I wrote that?
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
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When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
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Nobody tells me f-k all!
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You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you.
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I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.
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When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.
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I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.
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I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.
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