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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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I've got many, many demons that affect me on many, many levels.
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If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
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I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.
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I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?
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I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, Don't you do that, when I used to do it myself.
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Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.
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Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death.
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It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.
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There are no uncriminal crimes.
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
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There are no unachievable goals.
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If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.
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I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
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I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.
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I'll always be an outrageous character.
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
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Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.
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Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.
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