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I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy be­ing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.
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You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.
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I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.
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My heart stopped twice. They had to stab me to drain the blood from my lungs because I was drowning in my own blood.
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I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.
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Nobody tells me f-k all!
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When you get to 60, the word retirement comes in on every conversation.
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I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now.
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When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
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I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.
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I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.
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Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.
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Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.
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We were always told we were one step behind Deep Purple, one step behind Led Zeppelin, one step behind everybody. Our manager didn't want to let us know how popular we were. It's only after we did Ozzfest that people started telling me stuff. I thought they were taking the piss. People would come up to me and go, Respect.
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I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.
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Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.
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There are no uncriminal crimes.
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It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.
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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
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