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To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.
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Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.
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Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.
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I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
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I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.
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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
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I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you.
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I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.
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The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
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People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand.
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I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle.
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I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, Don't you do that, when I used to do it myself.
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Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.
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I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.
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I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll, to me, means freedom.
Ozzy Osbourne
To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
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