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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

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Ozzy Osbourne
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 3
Actor
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Birmingham
West Midlands
John Michael Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael Osbourne
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Sex isn't the priority anymore, now I'm 65. But it still goes on. I want it and she doesn't, same as ever.
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To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
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You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.
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Conceived in anger, addicted to hate, the mutant child of a twisted state.
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