What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature.

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

The TV show I do ['Dr Quinn'] is the day job that enables me to work with this theater [Pacific Resident Theatre Ensemble]. That's all I live for. That's what I care about. There's no dough in it. Nothing to do but lose money. But it's all from the heart, and that's why it's so much fun.