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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

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Orlando Aloysius Battista
Age: 78 †
Born: 1917
Born: June 20
Died: 1995
Died: October 3
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Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.
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Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.
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Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.
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A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
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One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.
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The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.
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Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.
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Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.
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An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.
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True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.
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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.
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One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not.
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Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.
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There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.
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Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.
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The willingness to trust others even when you know you may be taken advantage of is the cornerstone of becoming civilized.
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