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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

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Oliver Herford
Age: 72 †
Born: 1863
Born: January 1
Died: 1935
Died: January 1
Illustrator
Poet
Writer
Sheffield
England
Olivier Herford
Wanted
Always
Loftiest
Electric
Eggs
Throw
Ambition
Fans

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