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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

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Oliver Herford
Age: 72 †
Born: 1863
Born: January 1
Died: 1935
Died: January 1
Illustrator
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Writer
Sheffield
England
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