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A lady is known by the product she endorses.

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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
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Women would rather be right than reasonable.
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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
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One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor.
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I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.
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One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
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Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
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