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A lady is known by the product she endorses.

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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
Poet
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Writer
New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
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We love the kindly wind and hail, The jolly thunderbolt, We watch in glee the fairy trail Of ampere, watt, and volt.
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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
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This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important
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In the world of mules there are no rules.
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Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, And forget anniversaries, And when they have been particularly remiss, They think they can cure everything with a great big kiss.
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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two Or else the other way around I'm never sure. Are you?
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It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel.
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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
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Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
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I was born a jackdaw why should I try to be an owl?
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Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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