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A lady is known by the product she endorses.

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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
Poet
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Writer
New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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Products
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It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel.
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The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.
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Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
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The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
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One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
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Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
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To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
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One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
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The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
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Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi Consider the Empire and Gandhi.
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Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
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We love the kindly wind and hail, The jolly thunderbolt, We watch in glee the fairy trail Of ampere, watt, and volt.
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
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All that glitters is sold as gold.
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Smallpox is natural vaccine ain't.
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