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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
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When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.
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This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed by our parents and the last part being embarrassed by our children.
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It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel.
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
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Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
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The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting.
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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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Good wine needs no bush, And perhaps products that people really want Need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
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